Betty, my wife, doesn’t go out at night anymore. Neither do I. Neither does the dog. Not now. Not since we saw ‘it’. Heaven help us. Betty can’t even talk about it, can you? No, she can’t even answer my question. Doctor says she’s in shock, suffering from the ‘brain craps’ as he calls it. [...]
I am angry – very angry. I am, what is known as, a ‘diametrically challenged’ man. In layman’s terms, I’m generously built. Now, just yesterday, as I eased down into my nearly-new, molded, leather effect couch, I was reminded of that famous saying by, I think it was Karl Marx, maybe Richard Marx, ‘Fat people [...]